sharpest tool in the shed by David Michael Slater

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Published by Magic Wagon in Edina, Minn .

Written in English

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Subjects:

  • Tools -- Fiction.,
  • Interpersonal relations -- Fiction.

About the Edition

Schmul the handsaw wants to be accepted by the other tools in the shed, but it takes his heroic rescue during a fire for that to happen.

Edition Notes

Book details

Statementby David Michael Slater ; illustrated by Brandon Reibeling.
GenreFiction.
ContributionsReibeling, Brandon, ill.
Classifications
LC ClassificationsPZ7.S62898 Sh 2007
The Physical Object
Paginationp. cm.
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL17932199M
ISBN 109781602700130
LC Control Number2007003797

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In addition to the fun names, there are fun puns as well. But there is also a more serious side to the book. Slater is a teacher and has produced a book that will help children to discuss feelings /5(4).

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